Father's Day: Dad Jokes So Bad They're Good

It's 2022. If you still enjoy dad jokes, you're either A. a dad or B. stuck in 2006. Fortunately for you, we have 15 of the finest humorous dad jokes to share with people who enjoy such unpleasant guilty pleasures in life!

In honor of Father's Day, here are the 15 absolute worst jokes we could find. 

1. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.

2. What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.

3. What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.

4. What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

5. My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

6. Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.

7. Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

8. When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.

9. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

10. Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.

11. 5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.

12. Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.

13. It takes guts to be an organ donor.

14. I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

15. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.