I Hope I'm Old Before I Die

Start with the accident. Only, it wasn’t an accident in the frightening, possibly fatal sense. Although it did happen in a car, and it certainly wasn’t intentional. Around Christmas, I pulled into a gas station to pick up my morning energy drink. I drink at least one every day, usually two. Never as many as four. I don’t drink coffee. I was maybe not fully awake, though I can’t really list that as even a half-hearted excuse, since a) I was still driving, and b)